🎬 Reel Review: Smurfs (2025)

This reboot is noisy, soulless, and misses what made the Smurfs succeed. Rihanna’s voice lends Smurfette some oomph, but the character remains one-dimensional otherwise.
The film relies heavily on music and flashy animation, but the story never gains traction. It’s hectic, awkward, and tries way too hard to be modern.
The jokes aren’t funny. The moments of the heart don’t connect. And the charm? Gone. Kids might like the colors and the music, but there’s nothing here for anyone else.
Mitten’s Verdict: Looks good, feels hollow. Rated: 4.8 out of 10.